And then the fight started....

My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...

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My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be AMillionaire" while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, anddiscovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered,"The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...

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I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn'tbelieve it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"
So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"
And then the fight started.....

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goesfrom 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started...

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive... so, I took her to a petrol station.
And then the fight started...

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet athome.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I woul dhave to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think aperson could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...

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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reasontook my order first. "I'll have the steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...

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A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband,"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.

My Last Two Weeks

Everyone must be wondering what I had been doing for the past 2 weeks without work.

Well.... I must said I spend a lot of time catching up with ex-colleagues and friends thru luncheons......

Then I had to think of ways to cut cost.... including terminating my expensive starhub broadband and switching to a lower cost of internet... also terminated my mobile broadband and additional phone line..... everything now needs budgeting....

Also had started to think of what I wanna do.... start new business, the jobs that I wanna do..... etc.... still need to do much considerations..... also awaiting for news from some interviews that I had went lately....

Went out for the past 2 days... today rest at home.... watched tv, had dinner, had Ben&Jerry ice cream and made myself a cup of Vietnamese coffee...... still enjoying life while I can.

The Waiting Game

Life is all about the Waiting Game.

When you are young, you can't wait to grow up......

When you are studying, you can't wait to work.......

When you graduate, you will wait for a good job to come by......

When you are working, you can't wait to retire......

When you are alone, you will wait for a good partner to come by who can accept what you are..... hopefully....

When you are in a relationship, you wait for your partner's parents, relatives and friends to accept you..... and sometimes while waiting..... u wait for many 'explosions' to come first.....

When 'explosions' comes....... you either lie there to pretend dead or just wait for the 'bad sign' to come.

How much more lifespan?

UnCertainty

Been facing a lot of uncertainty lately.

What do I really want?

Is that really what I want?

The need to change?

Lost of directions..... unsure of everything.....

Mid-Life Crisis?

Maybe I should start to live for myself.

My Dear Cacti!

~IPod NANO with FM Radio~

Love & Flaws

No one has no flaws.

To love someone includes to tolerate all his/her flaws.

'No Income' Life

Yup, finally left my work last Fri.....

Will be at home sourcing for jobs till then.........

Many things to do but no time.... guess now its time for me to settle my stuff and really think over things.....

Time to learn to lead a 'No Income' life.

Attitude

Do I really have a bad attitude?

Do I need to 'watch' my attitude?

Do I need to change' my attitude?